You may trod me in the very dirt but still I rise. And we will speak out on what is being done to us and we will make change. I mean it shouldnt bother me, but it does and everythings dead and everythings hot and everythings warming, and no one cares about Mother Nature. By: Kathryn McAllister, Age 12, Minnesota, USA Description: Olivia meets a girl who might just take her place as the dance captain, and she is not happy about it. Which button do I press? (beat) What was that? He was out as usual and I heard his truck sputter into the driveway. No one says good morning to me. This inherent gloom manifested in ugly ways in my life. To me, its more of an art. Pedro was mad I woke him up so he hit me. The school Ive been dreaming about since I was a little kid. And being in good spirits, I went home and gave one of the tickets to my newly 18-year-old brother, absolutely free. Oh my, oh my, oh my goodness gracious! There were just so many favors and different stores with different bakers and dont even get me started on the fillings! Im probably just one rotten burger away from getting cholera or salmonella. Can you watch your brother for a bit, while I go out? and so I ignored it. I bet youd scream too if you stubbed your toe on a corner store. (turns to face the groom) I DO! No, Im here to talk about you. No presidents no emperors, us kids. But you cant tell anyone ok! But if some white mans store gets robbed, they will do everything they can to help. Christopher Robin: Of course you are, silly old bear. Youre so kind and supportive of me. He didnt give me a ticket. No, mom. Will you please take out the trash? Thats why I have a special connection to this house. [Owl] It is my considered opinion that Eeyore's tail should be placed a trifle to the a right. Im the Golden Boy! Oh, god Im a terrible person. I mean, they used to be in love. My friends. Thats a long time. I am never gonna let someone treat me like nothing and I dont even care if it was her first day! Hes crying. That was a close one! I was fully prepared to propose to you tonight. I just need the courage to take that first step. I swear, I have to run all over the place, pushing people aside in order to get a signal. When I became Miss Fortune I promised myself that I would always look at each contestant through the eyes of a girl whos desperate shyness hides her opulent confidence to take control and get what she wants. I wasnt what he needed me to be. Nothing. What if I fall in, what happens then? To look at my eyes and see your eyes. I screamed at him to stop and he looked at me with white hot rage. I try not to have any real friends; they just judge me drag me down. Hes gorgeous, hes adorable, heshesI cant keep doing this to myself! HOW DID HE DO THAT?!? No never mind its a long story. By: Celeste Pompa, Age 16, South Carolina, USA Description: A young driver gets pulled over for the first time. Alright, now youll want to take a step forward, then dart out like a majestic scorpion of the Sahara! I cant take this tomfoolery anymore; Im taking my business elsewhere! Until one day he left and didnt come back. Were sisters. Oh shoot, the alarm is going off! Sometimes, I wonder why people dont say it more. Sorry, I meant how is he for you? There. Rainbows and unicorns, that felt good! When I turned 18 and welcomed my womanhood, it all started to feel darker. The only thing that understands me is the virtual world, and my family tries to take that from me. Lucky my granny knitted me a warm jumper! See heres the thing. First of all, I cleaned my room from top to bottom, and its so clean, you could eat off the floor! How could you say that? [Narrator] Yes, yes, yes, and on this blustery day the wind was giving you a bit of a bug. Yet people question why you continue to drink, and staggeringly, if youre okay. This wasnt an easy task, but I was able to forge a test ticket. Internal monologue means more than just pondering over your own thoughts. The first memory I have isnt happy or filled with laughter. So, I guess you could say Im ambitious. Im your instructor, Archibald Atticus Vanderbilt Carnegie Harvard Dartmouth Stephens Columbia Car-wait, I already said Carnegie, where was I? Sure, it was only to rob a bank, but I guess I thought there would have been more benefits to doing something like that. I wouldnt be stressed to step in his acid reflux secretions. But he wont believe that everyone says that. Oh no. That buzzing noise means something, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you're a bee! I cant believe this; Im locked out again. Its you. Mostly, I think about Thomas, and how if I would have been paying attention at the river, he would stillhe wouldbe here. Were going to be okay, he said, everything is going to be okay. but then the doors burst open. "Poem by Eeyore by A.A. Milne". (to self) Im going to drop this phone in the toilet on accident when I get home. Thanks for talking about this with me Mrs. G. I know Im struggling with focus. Depending on the rare cases it did last longer than a couple of days, we would pause the fight so we could still vent and talk. Sorry, I keep forgetting Im on Earth, where gravity exists. I studied my butt off for the SATs to get into this kind of college, and this is what I get for my hard work? Maybe its an art to not care. I never knew any different. Will you marry me? It bodes well to be a coward at a time like this. And the jury! 3. Karen, listen to me. I think a little to the left, Pooh. Mr. Narrator: So they gathered on the old wooden bridge and played the game for many contented hours. It has been a long and treacherous, unforgiving path, especially with the invention of keto diets. Monologues from your favorite Disney characters in the movies we all know and love. So now- when I go to see my wonderful Hades, my mother stops letting plants grow and becomes Winter, because she is so sad I am going. Third Place Winner! Except for that other ticket of course. Girl, I was ready to go to jail (laugh) I swear the craziest things always happen to me. What things you may ask? His name. Kelvin Cedeno provided the text for both of these scripts. Thats not even the worst part of today. What? Use them for classwork, rehearsal or audition practice. You know the times when you lie in the dark and ponder upon questions about life? I could be playing Marco Polo with my sister in the evening, still doused in chlorine from the days practice. They are all around me because I was one too. His impression of Daniel Day Lewis doing Abraham Lincoln sounded more like Al Pacino. No, I dont want anything at all. I dropped my working papers along with the uniforms made by society to make us all the same clones of work slaves. By: Ellie K., Age 12, North Carolina, USA Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenager shares too much information when asked how he/she is doing.. How am I doing? Not even scuba gear can save us from the horrors of the ocean! At least I have the King of the Dead for company. Or is it the blue one? I dont go out alone at night because of the possibilities. Xerxes And Esther, Pter Klvin produced this transcript for the sole purpose of helping his children learn English. She stretched out her arms, and my arms barely made it through the mirror surface, but my mom pulled me out! I even had a horse! Life is boring without you here and it makes me so upset that you are overseas. Hes obsessed with colors and well, if you show up one day wearing a color he doesnt like, that puts him in a foul mood all day. What are you trying to do? So, no friends at school, and treated like crap at home, I guess I was set up to be more prone to fighting and self-harm. I can never sleep when I want to. USA Gender: Female, but can be changed Genre: Comedic Description: A teen girl comes out to her family in a comedic way. Our hands were so sticky from all that glue that when we touched anything, it became one with our hands! Everest, and apparently, when people die up there, they just leave the bodies. Jessie! Huh? Third Place Winner! I feel our connection has been lost and I have fallen for someone else. At the hospital, they said he wouldnt live, but he did, and now my mom has to stay home to take care of him. (Moves as if in the dark, opens a drawer. I rest my case. Gender: Female Genre: Comedic. Well, if Im honest, numb. 7. Well, imagine this. (sits on a tree stump) Why did I take this route? Agh! (Sits down, opens book and begins reading.) The pitcher had a no-hitter going and even though he just walked three batters the whole team wanted him to pitch the full no-hitter. I was so excited that I told Tom about it, and yknow what he said? Ugh. Our test subjects are the ones who first turned into zombies. That was a monologue! T I double Ga eR. But on the most recent of these excursions, something took his mind off of nothing. Ill have no escape. How can you be angry with her right now? And Our kind what is that supposed to mean?! Im living in dirt, surrounded by dead people! What were my alternatives, officer? I have more chores than any of my other friends. I just said to myself coming along thinking and wondering if you had such a thing as a umm, such a thing Christopher, a as a balloon about you? I didnt think that I would miss home, but I really do. Like seriously I dont know how this happened, it just did I guess. The special edition version of this movie substituted the short: "Winnie the Pooh and A Day For Eeyore" for "Tigger Too". Im Brock Bruce, and I am here to tell you why I, Brock Bruce, your hardworking Walmart stock boy of 28 years deserves a promotion. Im takin Trout. (On phone.) For instance, the transition between lines six and seven as well as that between ten and eleven. Well not you guys but your ancestors. Everyones getting ready to go. Im so sorry I wasnt paying attention and my song was on, you know and I was just in the groove like ayyy ayyy ayyy ayyy, ooouuuuuuu (Sunflower) oh uh sorry but my foot was just on the gas pedal, well its supposed to be duh, anyways just give me the ticket Ill pay whatever. It all comes, I suppose of liking honey so much. Especially since we hadnt paid attention. One day, they had a special lottery offer. That way I dont have to worry about all of the things that could go right or could go wrong if I go out into the darkness. Christopher Robin, you never can tell with bees. Well. We never spoke any words to each other til the trial! Especially the cat. Because these moments are all that you have. Except my dog is loyal. One who was obsessed with VSCO, the other who would not stop making TikToks, and lastly one who actually went to bed on time. Like are you serious??? I have no problem being average. Oh no it's not. 4. Eeyore: That happens when you've been in a river a long time, Piglet. They dont see the scales and claws that they show me. Tell City Hall that Im sorry their building is now a boat. And if I would take those away, I wouldnt be there for our masters and serve them well. But it went downhill in seventh grade. I have the ring and everything! First Place Winner By: Caroline F. Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA, Age 15 Gender:Any Genre:Comedy Description:A teenager makes fun of his/her moms choice in music. Altair Name, The story of my family ordinary, miserable, with its silly joys and such terrible unhappiness. And I could do nothing. See? Third Place Winner! Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. That first day, when I walked into the school, I looked around and I realized I didnt belong there. No, neither have I. He's gone. [Pooh] After all, he's not in the book you know. All right, class. Face the wall and practice hitting it with the tips of your swords. I never saw my sister again. I am thinking about thinking about not thinking and that might be enough make you think about thinking, which is a lot of thinking. They kept increasing the dose, but it just felt the same. I feel love when I look in his eyes. More details are available in the progress report. One day I saw a beautiful portfolio and wanted to meet the photographer. Eeyore's monologue. Im failing all of my classes and I drop out of school to become a sign spinner outside of KFC. Its time to grow up and live a life we dreamed about. I remember being hungry and asked him if he would get me something to eat. Youre not sorry. Well, my friends say Im obsessed with celebrities. You have no idea how hard it is for our kind!, By: Alyvia Taylor, Age 12, Florida, USA Description: An African American woman expresses her frustration and anger about the injustice she has experienced due to prejudice and racism. Not today! I waited about fifteen minutes, then I realized that I had to go to the bathroom. You take a deep breath, approach the troll, and ask for your pencil back. He said he saw me walk into the toilet and as soon as that door closed my parents shared a look, ran to the car, jumped in and drove off. I really am innocent. Okay, you dont believe me? When I confronted him, he said it was his mom. OH YES! Frying rice? At that, I asked Haley to drive me back home because frankly, I could not handle one more mishap. Everyone is chanting, Throw it back! (Surprised, she gasps.) It was just a tradition. Maybe then he can rest. Im livin the good life. Kennedy was the worst of them all. Pero, I just cant get over him hes all I think about! I spent three hours on Google and YouTube figuring out where the oil goes and how to keep the blades clean. But in the midst of all excitement Eeyore stubbornly stuck to his task of house hunting for Owl. I am nothing. Dolly Ransun is a 13-year-old girl who lives in Georgia with her mom. (Opens book and begins reading again.) It was 1946, and I had been signed by Fox. By: Austin Walker, Iowa, USA, Age 14 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenager complains to a friend about household chores. Crocs. Ill bet youre sorry you asked. I didnt talk to him for a week after that incident. What do you mean you arent going to pay me? I got 2 years just for stepping on that flowerpot. Leaping in the air, I had the feeling that I could do anything in the world. I looked at her and told her in the nicest way ever Leave now, your fired. Then she looked at me like nothing and threw that coffee right at my face. Furiously scribbling. And on the screen, it said, You should have done what I asked. That was the last time I messed with my supernatural computer. THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE SHRIMP PREPARING FOOD! After you left, I never asked how your new friends were, or how your new school was because I didnt know what to say. Genre:Comedic Description:A teen prepares nervously for a college interview. My stomach goes all turvy and I try to keep quiet and to myself. There he is! I jumped back in shock and then I heard it. I dont regret my choices. Yeah, I played hockey. (Jumps to feet.) For years now Ive played the lottery. Adopts a more serious sexy tone.) No matter what I do, I dont think Ill ever be good enough. Everyone get out your pencils. I think I was twelve. Splendid day to be up and about one's business Oh, I say, are you stuck? The way her hair smelled like cinnamon and every time she bent down to pick me up, it brushed against my face. 4 0 obj A white-hot searing that bled and pussed and crusted over. As a fellow, neighbor, worker, and citizen of this fair town I am here to tell you why I, Brock Bruce, deserves a promotion, and how together, we can make Walmart Great Again! I guess that is why my mom thinks I need therapy; to help me get over the pain. After I got out of there, it was back to stealing cars. Ugh! But I was seven! Good morning, class. I still have all the gifts you gave me, the fluff ball, the coloring page, the paintings, and that terrible ceramic dog that sort of resembles mine. I guess we dont have to talk about it anymore, but please dont stop. You see, I know youre most likely confused right now and to that I say youre hugging the tight rope as you exist in this world. Genre: Comedic/Dramatic. And I have thought about this for a long time Mom, so I hope you can be accepting. Winners are chosen monthly and featured on this page. When I hear you talking about how bored you are, I remember the hours I spent playing with the mercury from a shattered glass thermometer; rolling it around my bare hands and thinking to myself how lucky I was to have found such a fascinating toy. No pressure, right? Maybe its too late for us. Last night it was going to be her or him, and I chose her. Happiness, that ends up dead on the side of the road. One was little Piglet caught in the whirlpool and the other was Pooh trying to get the last bit of honey from the pot. I love you. Hes always hiding in piles of things and jumping out at me! Been known to happen., Return to the Hundred Acre Wood with Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh on Disney+, Disney, All Rights Reserved, Disney Entertainment. EARTH TO JASON. I got rid of them all, every last one! For real? Actor finishes writing the letter, then begins to read it. Piglet: Ooh, and many happy returns to you, too, Owl! Oh, yeah, hey Charlie. You are constantly picking on her like shes some puppy that needs to be trained. But you want to hear something even more strange? Wooo everyone goes insane. Ellie helped me pick myself up by day, and by night wrote about how hilarious it all was in her diary. Rabbit: Tigger is so thoughtless with his bouncing! Now things are different and unstablelike a terrible patchwork put together. You know, just to ask them a few questions like wheres the nearest hardware store, oh and if Theo has any cameras at his house. In the hospital, they told me that I had been struck by lightning. They are coming to get me. Yes, Im serious. Im going to be happy. No matter how hard it is for me to admit, because I love my life. So did you buy it or do it yourself? Since she wasnt really around much with her work and everything, I decided that I could take the train from Ohio to Pennsylvania, to stay with my aunt because that seemed like my only option as long as I was away from home. Narrator: Now, one day, Pooh and Piglet, Rabbit and Roo were all playing Pooh-sticks together. Pooh: But why call it Pooh-sticks? Buh-bye. (rolls eyes and whispers) Little brats. Do you have something to share with the rest of us? Say goodbye to your children.(He grins and starts playing the flute again.). This is outrageous. Funny question, you see I was a dancer. MY EARS. Its hard for me, you know? I understand that I am interviewing you for the accountant position here. Or by the logo hologram on the cassette. Time to munch an early luncheon, Its cruel. (turns back to groom). [Christopher Robin] Don't worry, Pooh! Youre telling me I have to share my room? It began at the tip of his nose, and trickled all the way down to the soles of his feet as if someone inside him was saying---. First Place Winner By: Jazarae Robinson, Age 12, Ohio, USA Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: Babysitter is not who Mom thinks she is. I woke up in a familiar place. You just feel bad because some of us really cared, and thats not sorry, thats pity. Girls can just sit back and watch from the sidelines. Hmm, I must get poor Eeyore a present of some sort. So, I sold them for a little more than I paid, and by the end of the day I had made about double of what I had spent. I have to get out! But its just not going to happen that way. Piglet: Perhaps I can get Eeyore a balloon! I want things too, but for now I have to be a mother to my brothers, fight suicidal thoughts, figure out how not to fear men, and try to sort out what normal means. END. Its like how would I explain this to a simpleton? You have to get through it, so you can read the more exciting part? I slowly backed away, but it was too late. Ooooh. I have bigger matters to attend to! Theres this thing called emancipation. Sadness filled the room when I saw it. Youre out of your mind if you are considering going somewhere with me. Maybe I dont deserve to be #1 again. Hes getting water or Its his turn, that was definitely not right either. Throughout my childhood, it never concerned me. The ones that have no shame hurting people. I cant afford for you to give out on me! Lemme tell you the truth about this whole Three Little Pigs thing. First Place Winner! So then wait, are you listening? And yet, she chooses to keep me locked outside of this door. Were blood. The other day I saw him hugging another girl. Just two kids playing. Next thing I know, Im working for NASA. He sat me down on the couch. Not like tonight. A second edition of the movie, which many cable stations show, contains: "Winnie-the-Pooh and the Honey Tree", "Winnie-the-Pooh and the Blustery Day", and "Winnie-the-Pooh and a Day for Eeyore". We'll get you out. Thats what you gotta get through your thick skull. Now obviously this situation calls for an expert. And when we do, we will see Lila again. By: Sophia Blakely, Age 17 From: Ontario, Canada Description: A ghost of a soldier attempts to dissuade living soldiers from continuing to fight in what he believes to be a losing war. Ricky never really knew how to click with people quite like everyone else, I suppose. Id toss and turn all night, afraid that one day it would take me! Placing her aged hands on my shell and lifting, she looked inside and saw my true beauty. ! (beat) Its WAY worse. And Walt believed that Pooh would be much more popular if he was allowed to build up an American following. I pretend to love my job, since I work for less than minimum wage, and my boss would fire me if I even suggested a raise. I dropped it on the other side, and it came out on this side. Humiliating! The poor woman gorged herself on it and thats what killed her. I would go to my mom and ask what was wrong she would say it was Nothing sweetie, dont worry about it. But of course that wasnt true. He doesnt need you. I think its funny, they know I dont have anywhere to be. We just lost thousands of dollars and youre sorry? I got my own plans. I hate getting on a scale and feeling like its screaming at me to get off. Youre just thinking about going home, watching tv, what youre going to make for dinner. Like most small boys Christopher Robin has toy animals to play with, and they all live together in a wonderful world of make-belief. I didnt know what to do! Nonetheless, I was feverishly loved and nurtured. I just want an assistant who listens to me and doesnt put cream in my coffee. Youre gonna aaaand you fell. You said someone stole your crocs? By: Lisa Iordache-Stir, Age 13, California, USA Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description:An employee explains why they were late to work. I promise you that I wont let Luke see you or remember you like this. You didnt expect that did you Yeah, I didnt either. I had barely moved my bike, when the BOOM came. What will they do when I tell them Im done? Lets just say copy and paste is the best thing ever created. 911 what is your emergency? I dont feel any pain about that. A wedged bear in a great tightness. I can hear the angels. I am 13 years old and I live in this hospital. So, while my Great uncle Robert was returning in the late forenoon from the-. He just wasnt the same person anymore. Yes, I will. It rained, and it rained, and it rained. [Narrator] So the Hundred Acre Wood got floodier and floodier, but the water couldn't come up to Christopher Robin's house, so that's where everyone was gathering. 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